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reisconrad
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:11 am

"Waduh! Mas, mas! Apa kabar? Koq suaranya gitu c?" *pake nada iklan kartu gsm yg ada d TV*

si penelepon gak jelas itu pun kebingungan dan dari seberang telepon terdengar...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:05 am

"duuut..." tiba2 seberang telepon terdengar bunyi 'bom atom' yang wanginya semerbak bunga bangkai...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:23 am

"ohok ohok ohok!!! hoooeeeekkkk....!!!!! a-aaadduuuhhhh ....kkk-k-kok b-baunya bisa sampe ke sini?!" lalu sang mantan itu pingsan dg mulut berbusa gara2 kebauan...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:25 pm

lalu c janda yg melayang-layang di atas nya bingung.. kemudian ia langsung...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:59 pm

menyanyi dan menari lagu [Project Pop - Goyang Duyu] sambil ...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:43 pm

goyang ngeborrr, lalu kemudian...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:46 am

sang mantan pun bangun...dan mendorong c janda yg lagi goyang ngebor sampai tersungkur...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:18 am

Si janda yang lagi asik2 goyang pun marah karena goyangan ngebornya itu terganggu. Lalu dengan muka yang merah padam bagaikan teko mendidih, ia pun memelototi si mantan dan berseru...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:45 am

"dasar kamu mantan sinting!!! bisanya cm ganggu org lg asik aja! lu udah mokat ya, bisa dorong gue sampe jatoh gini???"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:47 am

(siapa ngomong k sapa ini??)

tiba2 anjing2 berkumpul di depan rumah sambil melolong2 kenceng2
c janda yg ketakutan lalu.....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:09 pm

(lah itu kan si janda ngomong ke mantan, kan kyk yg reisconrad blg, si janda yg teriak ke si mantan kan)


melayang terbirit-birit, bahkan saking ketakutannya pun ia berteriak histeris
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:30 pm

"TIDAKKKKKK, anjingku mati tertabrak mobill, malang skali kamu douglas" *untuk ukuran anjing nama douglas terlalu keren Cool *

dan ketika itu juga si pemeran utama yang pengarangnya saja ga tau namanya sapa mengejar mobil biadab itu lalu mengeluarkan jurus ultimatenya yakni tinju petir. gyahahhahah..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:15 am

"matilah kau busuk!!! pembunuh douglas ku tersayang tdk bs dimaafkaan!!!!"
ternyata c pembunuh adalah.....................
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:28 am

mantan pacar (pacar lhoooo, bukan suami) sang janda dulu pas sma...ternyata skrg dia sudah berubah menjadi...se..seorang waria!!!
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:56 am

weleh2 jeng... lama ga ketemu kq makin ancur aja?? kaya eike dunx... licing mulus n kinclong..
ohohohoho...
lol!

c janda yg ga terima krn kalah cantik pun lalu................
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:29 am

langsung operasi di neraka n balik lagi ke bumi karna gak ada cermin di sana...
stelahh operasi plastik, ia melihat mukanya...lalu berteriak..."aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!muka gw!!!"
ternyata......................
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:51 pm

mukanya yang semula mirip Omas sekarang secantik Emma Watson.
cheers
lalu ia pun segera ...

-Na"-
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:07 pm

samperin si mantan pacarnya yg skrg uda jd waria buat pamer kecantikannya untuk balas dendam...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:57 pm

mantanny yg waria itu malah dgn PD nanya
wiii.... oprasi di mana jeng?? bgs tu... mau dunx ajak2 eike...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:38 pm

si janda menjawab, "kalo kau mau secantik aku, kau harus masuk ke neraka!!" *ketawa jahat*
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:13 am

Si mantan yang gak konek itu pun bertanya dengan polosnya, "Neraka apa? Neraka cinta? Klo iya itu neraka cinta, mau dng!"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:16 am

tiba2 setan banci salon dr neraka dtg:
hoi janda jlek!! byr dulu tu duit oprasi lu!! dr dulu ngutang mulu krjan u!!
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:25 am

"ahhh diem deh loe!! gw lagi sibuk!!" sambil mendorong setan itu sampai terjatuh....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:33 am

terjatuh terpelanting d jln ampe gigina copot
karena terjatuh terpelanting ampe giginya copot
xi setan......
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:56 am

menangis tersedu2 kayak orang gila...'HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gigi gue tinggal 1...!!!" (sebelomnya giginya cm 2 dan itu pun tonggos)
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