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Jcon
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:41 am

"beybeh ku... hiks..." kemudian sang janda melanjutkan kalimatnya yang terputus akibat tangisan hiks nya yang berlangsung cuma 1 detik......
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:02 am

"kamu kok jelek banget sih di foto ini..."
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:23 am

tiba2, foto itu bergerak dan berbicara...
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Jcon
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:25 am

dan itu foto berkata... lebih tepatnya berteriak... "LU YAnG JelEk DasAr JanDe KeMBoonG!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:40 am

janda itu syok berat sampe dia berasa anaknya dah maw mejret
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:25 pm

tiba2 lewatlah tetangga sebelah alias mantannya tuh janda lg jln sm istrinya yg jg lagi hamil.
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:31 pm

kmudian janda itu berteriak minta tolong.. "Tolooooonggggg~~~~ kakandaaaaa, tolong akyuuuu~~~~"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:29 pm

...pas mulai g kaga berharap ini tentang janda..tapi ya sudahlah lol!

dengan sigap,sang mantan kekasih mengambil sepeda kumbangnya dan berkata..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:06 pm

sayang.. ayo cepet qta kabur... tadi pagi dy kayanya lupa minum obat
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:24 am

akhirnya si janda melahirkan di tengah jalan dan mati penasaran bersama anaknya. kemudian cerita berlanjut ke sang mantan suami janda tak dikenal terkenal itu.
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:14 pm

malam itu tidurnya tak tenang karena istrinya yang sedang hamil baru saja melahhirkan anak yang mukanya sangat mirip mantan istrinya tetapi berbadan cicak.
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:46 pm

sang istri mantan itu berkata, 'yank, kamu bukan siluman cicak kan...? kenapa anak kita bisa kayak gini, yank??"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:42 pm

enak aja! km kli yg siluman cicak!!
ato jgn2 pas aku g ad km................... selingkuh sm cicak???!!!
' affraid
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:23 am

lalu kata istrinya "ahahahhaha...aduhh ketauan dehh..jadi maluuuu akuuu...."
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:30 am

lalu kata mantan itu, "biadab kamu!! pagi siang malem sampe pagi lagi aku kerja keras banting tulang untuk cari uang buat kamu!!tapi kamu malah selingkuh sama... CICAK???!!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:52 am

si istri membales "lu sendiri ngapaen?? kerjaan lu tiap hare malah banting tulang kyk orang goblog!!! gue aja tiap hari kerja jadi tukang cuci Bu Djaja!! yang namanya kerja tu kerja di kantoorr!! bukan ngebanting tulang ayam!!!! ngapaen seh tulang dibanting-banting?? gila lu yah???"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:43 pm

lalu sang mantan itu berkata.."abiss abissnyaaa....."
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:55 am

"abisnya kalo banting piring di rumah ntar aku di banting sama kamuuuu...Ngomong2, kamu sendiri beneran cuma cuci baju dirumah bu djaja????? hah?? ngaku aja deh!! kamu sebenernya juga.........."
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:54 am

slingkuh sama CICAK piaraan bu DJAJA kan!!!! lalu karena sangat kesal difitnah seperti itu, sang istri pun marah2, dan pergi dari rumah,,,
saat sang suami sendirian, tiba2 sang janda yg tadi siang ADA DI SAMPINGNYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:28 am

(sound effect: jreng jreng jreng!!!) si janda menyapa pelan....tapi sangar... "halo mas... sendirian ajah...~"
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:40 am

(bingung)mba siapa yah?? kok tau2 bisa masuk ke sini? kalau mau ngemis maap ajah, belum gajian jd bokek...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:14 pm

Si janda yg d katain gt sm mantannya pun terbelalak kaget dan...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:56 am

"PLAK!!!" ia menampar sang mantan itu...tapi karena sudah berwujud hantu,tamparan itu pun tidak menyakiti sang mantan...
lalu sang mantan pun....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:38 am

mba knapa c? tau2 nampar aje! tapi tamparan mba enak ya, dingin2 empuk..
tongue
tiba2 telepon berbunyi
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PostSubject: Re: cerita berantai...   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:50 am

*ketika diangkat*
Mas : Halo?
suara dari telpon : ak-akkk-akk-gggg *kaya Ju-on keselek biji nangka*

-Na"-
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