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 Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives

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PostSubject: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:40 am

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.



And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:58 am

W ngerti maksudnya...Karena klo u punya istri, pasti istri bakal cemburu Razz iya kan? hehehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:11 pm

haha bener jg nih XD btw yan, itu avatar u anjing siberian husky ya?
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:43 pm

akakaka!! wah bisa aje loe!! LoL
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:04 am

di translate dunk klo threadnya maw laku....
males baca gw kalo bhs inggris...
wakakaka..... cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:27 am

gw jg ga bs translate nya der... gw aja ga tau tuh bahasa paan,, aneh, kyknya seh dl prnah diajarin ama mem tok... yg ada perhaps2nya gt...

iya, itu siberian husky...
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PostSubject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs Rather Than Wives   Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:05 am

WAAH, SIBERIAN HUSKY!! ARRRRGH MAU!! MAUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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